One More Last Chance

She was standing at the front door

When I came home last night

Good Book in her left hand

And a rolling pin in her right

She said you've come home for the last time

With the whiskey on your breath

If you don't listen to my preaching, boy

I'm gonna have to beat you half to death

Give me just a one more last chance

Before you say we're through

I know I drive you crazy baby

It's the best that I can do

We're just good ol' boys, a-makin' noise

I ain't runnin' around on you

Give me just a one more last chance

Before you say we're through

First she hid my glasses

Because she knows that I can't see

She said you ain't going nowhere boy

Til you spend a little time with me

Then the boys called from the honky tonk

Said there's a party going on down here

Well she might have took my car keys

But she forgot about my old John Deere

Gimme just a one more last chance

Before you say we're through

I know I drive you crazy baby

It's the best that I can do

We're just good ol' boys, making noise

I ain't runnin' round on you

Gimme just a one more last chance

Before you say we're through

Gimme just one more last chance

Before you say we're through

I know I drive you crazy, baby

It's the best that I can do

We're just good ol' boys, making noise

I ain't runnin' around on you

Gimme just a one more last chance

Before you say we're through

Give me just one more last chance

Before you say we're through