We Didn't See a Thing

Well I swear, I didn't see you with your wife's best girlfriend

Drinkin' beer and a dancin' to that western swing

And I didn't see you kiss her and leave that barroom with her

No I didn't see you, and I didn't see you, and we didn't see a thing.

George, I know I didn't hear you

Tell that blound that you weren't married

I know I didn't see you hidin' your weddin' ring, neither did I

And I know I couldn't have heard you call your wife

And tell her that you were working

No, I didn't see you, and I didn't see you, and we didn't see a thing.

We've got to stick together to keep our stories straight

No, don't forget Ray, I was down in Atlanta, sure you were

And I was workin' late

Yeah, you know, it's always good to see you George

It's good to see you too

But I didn't see you, and I didn't see you, and we didn't see a thing.

--- Instrumental ---

Hey Ray, by the way, did you leave that hundred bucks you owe me

I don't know what you're talkin' about George

Well, I'm sure you recall our bet on last night's football game

No, I don't, but you know, if I had seen you

I certainly would've paid ya.

But I didn't see you, and I didn't see you, and we didn't see a thing.

We've got to stick together to keep our stories straight

Don't forget I was down in Atlanta

And don't you forget I was working late.

But I didn't see you, and I didn't see you, and we didn't see a thing.

I didn't see you, and I didn't see you,

And we didn't see a thing...