My Loving Wife

My brand new car has a dent in the fender

I'm so mad I could shout

But there's no need for me to complain

For she'll do it the very next time out.

Just a while ago my banker told me

That again, we were overdrawn

She writes to many checks but what the heck

My loving wife has never done me wrong.

The food she prepares I know is the best

That's ever been put on a plate

And hour by hour she's by the telephone

That's her favorite gossip place.

The house stays messed up most all of the time

It's a site for friends to come around

I know thing aren't spick and span but on the other hand

My loving wife has never left me down.

And she loves me

That makes everything alright

She's alway there waiting for me

When I come home at night.

The clothes she buys cost me way to much

But I know that it's me she dresses for

She may not have perfect ways but I tell her everyday

My loving wife, I love you like you are...