Don't Ask Me No Questions

Well, every time that I come home, nobody wants to let me be

Seems that all the friends I've got just got to come interrogate me

Well, I appreciate your feelings and I don't want to pass you by

But I don't ask you about your business, don't ask me about mine, yeah

Well, it's true, I love the money

And I love my brand-new car

I like drinking the best of whiskey

Playin' in a honkeytonk bar

When I come off the road

Well, I just gotta have my time

'Cause I got to find a break in this action

Or else I'm gonna lose my mind

So don't ask me no questions

And I won't tell you no lies

So don't ask me about my business

And I won't tell you goodbye (that's right)

Well, what's your favorite color

And do you dig the brothers

It's driving me up the wall

And every time I think I can sleep

Some fool has got to call

Well, don't you think that when I come home

I just want a little piece of mind

And if you wanna talk about this business

Buddy, you just wasting time

So don't ask me no questions

And I won't tell you no lies

So don't ask me about my business

And I won't tell you good-bye

I said, "Don't ask no stupid questions

And I won't send you away"

If you want to talk fishin'

I guess that would be okay

(Woo!)