Handstand

We met each other on the neon dinghy

Past the manta rays and palm trees

Glowing creatures beamed down from great heights

Electric eels and red venom

In the sky, we could see the riders on horseback, on comets

Coming toward us, kicking up with laughter

My friend Big Twitchy rode the boat into the light

Surfed the north break

We danced until there was nothing left

Just me and Twitchy 'cause that's all we knew

You're questioning the science 'cause you don't understand

How I'm doing what I'm doing in a fuckin' handstand

You found it so impressive that I do it again

My other one is busy, so I use my left hand

We took it kinda fast but you put it in slow

I see your mother's calling and you're hitting ignore

It's like you saw a unicorn, you don't understand

How I'm doing what I'm doing in a fuckin' handstand

I wish I could crawl inside your heart

Take you captive and then sail away

I wish I could know that it's forever

Take me captive and then sail away

You're questioning the science 'cause you don't understand

How I'm doing what I'm doing in a fuckin' handstand

You found it so impressive that I do it again

My other one is busy, so I use my left hand

We took it kinda fast but you put it in slow

I see your mother's calling and you're hitting ignore

It's like you saw a unicorn, you don't understand

How I'm doing what I'm doing in a fuckin' handstand