The Long One - Comprising of ‘You Never Give Me Your Money’, ’Sun King’/’Mean Mr Mustard’, ‘Her Majesty’, ‘Polythene Pam’/’She Came In Through The Bathroom Window’, ’Golden Slumbers’/ ’Carry That Weight’, ’The End’

You never give me your money

You only give me your funny paper

And in the middle of negotiations

You break down

I never give you my number

I only give you my situation

And in the middle of investigation

I break down

Out of college, money spent

See no future, pay no rent

All the money's gone, nowhere to go

Any job, I got the sack

Monday morning, turning back

Yellow lorry slow, nowhere to go

But oh, that magic feeling, nowhere to go

Oh, that magic feeling, nowhere to go

Nowhere to go

One sweet dream

Pick up the bags and get in the limousine

Soon we'll be away from here

Step on the gas and wipe that tear away

One sweet dream came true today

Came true today

Came true today

Yes, it did

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7

All good children go to heaven

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7

All good children go to heaven

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7

All good children go to heaven

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7

All good children go to heaven

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7

All good children go to heaven

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7

All good children go to heaven

Oooh, here comes the sun king

Here comes the sun king

Everybody is laughing

Everybody is happy

Here comes the sun king

Cuándo para mucho mi amore de felice corazón

Mundo paparazzi, mi amore chicka ferdy parasol

Cuesto, obrigado, tanta mucho que canite carousel

Mean Mister Mustard sleeps in the park

Shaves in the dark, trying to save paper

Sleeps in a hole in the road

Saving up to buy some clothes

Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose

Such a mean old man

Such a mean old man

His sister Pam works in a shop

She never stops, she's a go-getter

Takes him out to look at the Queen

Only place that he's ever been

Always shouts out something obscene

Such a dirty old man

Dirty old man

Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl

But she doesn't have a lot to say

Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl

But she changes from day to day

I want to tell her that I love her a lot

But I gotta get a bellyful of wine

Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl

Someday I'm going to make her mine, oh yeah

Someday I'm going to make her mine

Well, you should see Polythene Pam

She's so good-looking but she looks like a man

Well, you should see her in drag dressed in her polythene bag

Yes, you should see Polythene Pam

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt

She's killer-diller when she's dressed to the hilt

She's the kind of a girl that makes "The News of the World"

Yes, you could say she was attractively built

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Great!

Feels good, that, fels good

Oh, listen to that, now

Oh look out! It's-

She came in through the bathroom window

Protected by a silver spoon

But now she sucks her thumb and wanders

By the banks of her own lagoon

Didn't anybody tell her?

Didn't anybody see?

Sunday's on the phone to Monday

Tuesday's on the phone to me

She said she'd always been a dancer

She worked at fifteen clubs a day

And though she thought I knew the answer

Well, I knew what I could not say

And so I quit the police department

And got myself a steady job

And though she tried her best to help me

She could steal, but she could not rob

Didn't anybody tell her?

Didn't anybody see?

Sunday's on the phone to Monday

Tuesday's on the phone to me, oh yeah

Once there was a way to get back homeward

Once there was a way to get back home

Sleep pretty darling, do not cry

And I will sing a lullaby

Golden slumbers fill your eyes

Smiles await you when you rise

Sleep pretty darling, do not cry

And I will sing a lullaby

Once there was a way to get back homeward

Once there was a way to get back home

Sleep pretty darling, do not cry

And I will sing a lullaby

Boy, you're gonna carry that weight

Carry that weight a long time

Boy, you're gonna carry that weight

Carry that weight a long time

I never give you my pillow

I only send you my invitations

And in the middle of the celebrations

I break down

Boy, you're gonna carry that weight

Carry that weight a long time

Boy, you're gonna carry that weight

Carry that weight a long time