THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM

So, you've taken someone else's Nostalgia

Don't panic

We can help

Introducing mnemodialysis, a treatment by Trieu Pharmaceuticals

At this moment, foreign memories have invaded your brain

Those memories have embedded by consolidating into neural networks, clogging existing pathways and threatening higher cognitive function

We call this process "recollective infestation."

The only remedy for infestation is to call a good exterminator, so let's get in there and spray

Mnemodialysis saturates the brain with cerebrospinal fluid provided by a natural host and literally flushes Nostalgia from the cortex

The procedure is delicate and somewhat tedious

Consider keeping yourself occupied by meditating or reading a good book

Thank you for trusting Trieu Pharmaceuticals with the most precious of possessions, your mind

Goodbye, and have a pleasant return to consciousness