Merry Muthafuckin' Xmas

Beast Reality

Merry muthafuckin' Christmas from Beast Reality

All these ho-ho-hoes tryna get with me

We on their wishlist (yeah) and it's clear to see

You ain't had a holiday like this

Merry muthafuckin' Christmas from Beast Reality

All these ho-ho-hoes tryna touch the D

We doing sick shit (yeah) like you wouldn't believe

This a Beast Reality Christmas, baby

Fuck a chestnut, I'll be roasting a spliff

Baby, bend over for your favorite gift

I'mma give you my north pole like you missus Claus

We can decorate the tree with your big red drawers

Ah yeah, you know my workshop poppin'

If you like toys I got plenty of options

Got the champagne flowing under the mistletoe-in'

The party ain't stoppin' 'til six in the mornin'

Yeah, or maybe like 6:15

Got my eyes so red 'cause I'm smoking that green

I'm getting hungry, got the munchies so I'm eating a tree

It's delicious and a great source of vitamin C

Happy birthday, Jesus

Thanks for giving us a reason to party

Let's get it started, yeah

Merry muthafuckin' Christmas from Beast Reality

All these ho-ho-hoes tryna get with me

We on their wishlist and it's clear to see

You ain't had a holiday like this

Merry muthafuckin' Christmas from Beast Reality

All these ho-ho-hoes tryna touch the D

We doing sick shit like you wouldn't believe

This a Beast Reality Christmas, baby

Yeah, my Santa Claus dressed like Eddie Murphy and Wall

Let me stuff that turkey, swallow my cranberry sauce

Take a ride in a sleigh, puffing Christmas tree

Cheetah cheebed a cheeba then he passed it to me

Left a whole pound of cookies on the plate with a drink

Come in my house unannounced, my five plates bring heat

All the gifts wrapped up under the tree looking pretty

Here's my dick in a box, show me some mistletoe titty

Baby, it's cold outside, let's go put on some pyjamas

So we can pack a few bags then go hit the Bahamas

You my ho-ho-ho and I'm your candy cane

With my elfs and my reindeer doing my thang

Beast Reality

Happy birthday, Jesus

Thanks for giving us a reason to party (let's go again)

Let's get it started, yeah

Merry muthafuckin' Christmas (come on) from Beast Reality

All these ho-ho-hoes tryna get with me

We on their wishlist and it's clear to see

You ain't had a holiday like this

Merry muthafuckin' Christmas from Beast Reality (ho-ho-ho)

All these ho-ho-hoes tryna touch the D

We doing sick shit (yeah) like you wouldn't believe

This a Beast Reality Christmas, baby

Jingle all the fucking way