Two Timin' Woman (Remastered 2024)

I woke up this morning in a terrible mood

Now you talk about a woman treating a good man rude

She had me talking to myself, gazing at that mean old wall

She had another daddy waiting down at the end of the hall

She changes with the weather like the leaves, I recall

She blossoms in the spring, but then she's gone in the fall

A two-timing woman with a heart of solid stone

She tells me that she loves me, but her heart's a little undergrown

Well, she drifts around the country like a steamboat on a foam

She said she'd never leave me, but she got the urge to roam

She never changes course, she just goes along that same old way

Well, I hope she keeps a-drifting, rolls along back home someday

'Cause if I ever find her, gonna chain her to the floor

And tell her, "Now sit there, woman, you ain't leaving no more

I'm gonna tame your mama 'til you're eating from my hand

It ain't that I don't love you, honey

It's just to make you understand"