It Should Have Been Me

As I passed by

A real fine hotel

A chick walked out

She sure looked swell

I gave her the eye

And started to carry on

When a Cadillac cruised up, and swish

She was gone

It should've been me

(With that real fine chick)

It should've been me

(With that real fine chick)

It should have been me

Driving that Cadillac

A little later on

A theater I passed

I spotted another chick

And did she have class

I was all set

To write her name in my book

When her husband came up and gave me a

Real dirty look

It should've been me

(With that real fine chick)

It should've been me

(With that real fine chick)

It should've been me

To have been her chaperone

I walked to the corner

Then saw a sharp cat

With a three-hundred-dollar suit on, and a

Hundred-dollar hat

He was standing on the sidewalk

By a DynaFlow

When a voice within said

"C'mon daddy, let's go"

It should've been me

(With that real fine chick)

It should've been me

(With that real fine chick)

It should've been me

Driving that DynaFlow

I ate a bowl of chili

And I felt okay

At least until I passed

This fine cafe

I saw a guy eatin'

A great big steak

While a waitress stood by feedin' him

Ice cream and cake

It should've been me

(With that real fine chick)

It should've been me

(With that real fine chick)

It should've been me

Eatin' ice, cream and cake

It should've been me

(Gettin' my natural kicks)

It should've been me

(Gettin' my natural kicks)

It should have been me

Lovin' those crazy chicks