Wrong

See that lady in the fur coat walkin' through that door

She's got a sharp haircut and we're about to close the store

She's makin' a beeline for the service desk

But she's about to receive a reality check

Cause the customer is always fuckin' wrong

They talk a bunch of shit but we know what is goin' on

Does your dumb ass think that I was born yesterday?

If you ain't got a receipt then you can walk the fuck away

Cause there ain't no time

(I'm fuckin' gone at five)

And I know your banshee ass don't care if I live or die

So to you

I bid adieu

Because you're always fuckin' wrong

(Bitch say so long)

See that asshole three drinks in complainin' that his steak is raw

But you could use it as a frisbee and couldn't cut it with a saw

He's red in the face and about to pop

And he ain't gonna tip, so I hope fuckin' he drops

Cause the customer is always fuckin' wrong

They talk a bunch of shit but we know what is goin' on

You want somethin' for free so you're screamin' like a child

In that case let me get the belt out

And see how fast that you get mild

Cause you're an embarrassment

(You're fuckin' thick as cement)

And I can see in your wife's eyes that bitter look of cold regret

So to you

I bid adieu

Because you're always fuckin' wrong

(Bitch say so long)

Oh workin' and waitin' all day and gettin' yelled at for no pay

(Fuckin' broke always)

Slavin' for wages in mental cages as some dumb motherfucker rages

(This shit is outrageous)

So one day I'll almost explode

And I'll calmly quit and go on home

But you better watch your mouth cause out there you see

There's a million motherfuckers who ain't quite as nice as me

Cause the customer is always fuckin' wrong

They talk a bunch of shit but we know what is goin' on

You entitled fucking bastards are always makin' your demands

So I hope you get here hungry cause one day you'll eat some hands

You want everything free

(You're cheapass creeps)

You're a plague upon your nation, station, work, and family

So to you

I bid adieu

Because you're always fuckin' wrong (bitch say so long)

Yeah

Get the fuck outta here

(Ain't no service)

And crawl back to hell

(You'll fuckin' deserve it)

So to you

I bid adieu

Because you're always fuckin' wrong

(Bitch say so long)