Karaoke Star

Did you do that girl that was in that soap

... Did ya

Will you save the whale,

will you be Bob Hope... Will ya

I'll tell you about my Pepsi deal if you like

A celebrity village bike with a mike

I get more press when there's a war on

Come sing a song with me

A simple symphany

I'll be your karaoke star

Lush strings and Timpani

Have got it in for me

Look how i'm dancing... love

Justify what you get paid.Can ya

Doctors save lives and you get layed

...Dont ya

Apologise for the job that you do

It would be nice if you were talented too

I think you better lock up your daughter

Come sing a song with me

My simple symphany

I'll be your kareoke star

Lush strings and Timpani

Have got it in for me

Look how im dancing... love

(Instrumental & soft spoken words)

Everyone say I'm pretty

Everyone say I'm handsome

(B-Side of the single "Kids")