Cowboy Hat In Dallas

Well there ain't no grapes in California, and there ain't no spuds in Idaho

Ain't no snow in Minnesota, they don't get hot in El Paso

And there ain't no baked beans up in Boston, and no river in St. Lou

Ain't no grizzlies in Alaska and the Astrodome is blue

And there ain't a cowboy hat in Dallas if I ain't in love with you

Well there ain't no M in Massachusetts, and there ain't no K in Kankakee

And there ain't T in Tallahassee, there ain't no B.S. in D.C.

Ain't no beer in Bogalusa, ain't no beach in Malibu

Ain't no cars in Carson City, ain't no water in Waterloo

And there ain't a guitar pick in Nashville if I ain't in love with you

How am I gonna make you see that all I wanna do is make you mine

You won't believe a word I say so I'm just gonna try it one more time

One more time

And there ain't no tide in Tuscaloosa, no jambalaya in Lafayette

And there ain't no oil in Oklahoma, and Arizona's soakin' wet

And I ain't ever givin' up in spite of all you put me thru

I'm gonna tell ya one more time, baby you know it's true

Ain't a Chevrolet in Detroit if I ain't in love with you

You won't believe a word I say so I'll just have to try it one more time

One more time

Well there ain't no mountains in Montana, ain't no pines in Caroline

And there ain't rivers in Mississippi, ain't no Mason-Dixon Lines, and ya know that's fine

Ain't no longhorn cows in Texas, ain't no streets in Kalamazoo

Ain't no losers in Las Vegas, ain't no creeks in Caribou

Ain't a cowboy hat in Dallas if I ain't in love with you

Ain't a cowboy hat in Dallas if I ain't in love with you