Don't Pick It Up

Don't pick it up, yo!

I saw a little kid as he walked around

He picked a candy bar up off the ground

He chowed about a half and his face turned blue

Turned out the candy bar was a doggy-doo

Whoa-oh, don't pick it up, I say

Whoa-oh, 'less you can throw it away

Whao-oh, don't pick it up, I say

You're gonna be bummed that you went that way

You're out there makin' bacon, no scrutiny

You mess around too much and you got VD

You know you never think and you're sore today

You're gonna take it back to Californ-i-a

Whoa-oh, don't pick it up, I say

Whoa-oh, 'less you can throw it away

Whoa-oh, don't pick it up, I say

You're gonna be bummed that you went that way

Don't (pick it up), don't (pick it up), don't (pick it up), don't

So...

My friend was kinda hurtin' a girl to try

He saw one looked like Pat on Saturday Night Live

It had a pair of thingies, a moustache too

Not clearly male nor female, so what to do?

Whoa-oh, don't pick it up, I say

Whoa-oh, 'less you can throw it away

Whoa-oh, don't pick it up, I say

You're gonna be bummed that you went that way