Bells Of DOOM

"I'll show the world, and more particularly those dim-witted, no-talent studio execs that I, I'll prove that I'm the greatest sound man of all time!"

yea yea yea yea yea yea yea

"he was a recording genius who invented this gizmo that turns bells into bombs or something!"

"wow! gotta get outta the way of the sound waves of those bells!"

who got the most whips gats an cash?

if you ask the Villain, he say who gives a rats ass

can't take it wit'choo you when you breathe ya last

in the meanin in between pass that grass

give thanks, his rank is that of big stank dank

he often'd time drank by the river bank

an kept a silver shank, for a calm cat

always stayed strapped for hand to arm combat

for Doom the bell tolls

let them fools know ain't no more room in these hell holes

it's filled up to the brim wit sold souls

crackheads dope fiends an 40's of ol' gold

hold up, the boldest who ever sold it

whoever dare roll up, prepare to get folded

like Holly Hobby, gosh golly gee

the back of Hector Hoskerish's trolly red wash me

dag nabbit, the mask is like a chick magnet

some'll let you stab it for a nic' of the babbit

they say he talk slick like Dick Habbot

a fiend for the mic an can't kick it like a cig habit

give him a hero's holla

along wit more free dough than creeflow dolla

holy toledo how he make bass on the today show

they say he wear a mask in case his face show

it's better than a stocking, bird brain

find him on the corner rockin' Mockingbird lane

he's a odd man, grandma

and she's a bad mamma-jamma either squeeze the damn hammer

or stop complainin, on the top he's remainin

a lot of pop sensations need more proper home trainin

the people say he's the nicest

he only wants to be left alone to his own devices

if the price is right he might sing a new smash

then laugh an twist his rolly fingers moustache

tear ya crew a new. gash

an prepare a new batch, of his own special herb goulash

Villain, the dork who talk funny

an he'll put one in ya, so watch where you walk money

like sonny say, Doom all goomas they cure tumors

and beware of the Doomsta!