Happy Valentine's Day

My name is Cupid Valentino, the modern day Cupid

And I just want to say one thing

Happy Valentine's Day

(Every day the 14th)

I don't think y'all heard me

I just want to say Happy Valentine's Day

(Every day the 14th)

Can y'all dig that?

Now when arrows don't penetrate, see

(Cupid grabs the pistol) uh, yeah, now, now looky here

He shoots straight for your heart

(Now, and he won't miss you)

But that's alright y'all won't believe in me anyways

But

You won't believe in me, but you would fancy leprechauns or groundhogs

No thank you, Easter Bunny

(There's all this talk about Santa Claus, but see love will rule reign supreme)

Happy Valentine's Day

(Every day the 14th) You got it

When Cupid knocks at your door

(You can't ignore me)

There's no need to run

So, Happy Valentine's Day, hey

(Every day the 14th)

Now I may have it all wrong, see

If you know what loves mean

Well, (somebody tell me)

'Cause they just don't believe in me

You won't believe in me, but you would fancy leprechauns or groundhogs

No thank you, Easter Bunny

(There's so much fuss about Santa Claus, but see Cupid will not be defeated)

Happy Valentine's Day

Every day the 14th

Now I know your hearts have grown cold

And that bothers me

Now I understand 'cause I use to be a bad boy in my day

I know you're trying to protect your lil' feelings

But you can't run away

Oh, oh

(You won't believe in me, but you would fancy)

Hey, don't you supposed to be some kind of player or something?

(Bunny)

Well keep on runnin', playa

'Cause I got my good shoes on

And I got 'em tied up tight

So, you're going to find out tonight

Got a sweet lil' darling back in my corner

Below I know I love her, but act like I don't want her

Surrounded by the lonely, but yet feel like a loner

Could be an organ donor

The way I give up my heart, but

Never know because shit, I never tell her

Ask me how I'm feelings I'd holla' that it's irrela'

I don't get myself caught up in the Jello gella'

And puddin' pops, that others opt to call falling in love, but

For the record, have you ever rode a horse?

Like for you to take me to Pluto?

I said, "Of course!"

But if you ain't a sweety indeedy, I won't endorse

Hans Solo 'til I'm hit by the bullet, so may the force

Be with you, and I'll hit you when better time permits

For now, show me samples, examples of why you're the shit

But how am I to know with the profession that I'm in?

And if you do not know me, then how could you be my friend?

(Happy Valentine's, Happy Valentine's)

(Happy Valentine's Day) Happy Valentine's Day

(Happy Valentine's, Happy Valentine's)

(Happy Valentine's Day) Happy Valentine's Day

(Happy Valentine's, Happy Valentine's)

(Happy Valentine's Day) Happy Valentine's Day

(Happy Valentine's, fuck that Valentine's)

(Fuck that Valentine's) fuck that Valentine's Day

(Fuck that Valentine, fuck that Valentine)

(Fuck that Valentine's day) fuck that Valentine's day

(Fuck that Valentine, fuck that Valentine)

(Fuck that Valentine's day) fuck that Valentine's day

(Fuck that Valentine, fuck that Valentine) Hoo

(Fuck that Valentine's day) fuck that Valentine's day