A Wednesday Car

The assembly line is runnin' slow on Monday

They've been livin' it up

And layin' up Saturday and Sunday

On Tuesday they're about to kinda come around

But they still feel bad and they're down

And mad 'cause they've got four more day

Before the weekend rolls around

On Wednesday they're feelin' fine again

And they're workin' like a dog and diggin' in

Tryin' to do everything they should

Puttin' 'em cars together good

And I got me a car that was made

On Wednesday, on Wednesday

If you're gonna buy yourself a new car

You just better hope you're lucky enough

To get one made on Wednesday

On Thursday the weekend is in sight

And they're in a hurry and they don't do nothing right

Friday is the worst day of the week

That's the day they make lemons dogs and freaks

If your car was made on Friday

Friend, you'll soon be in the creek

'Cause it's payday and the loafin' has begun

Lord them Friday cars just hope you don't get one

Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and Friday

Are all bad days and the only try day is Wednesday

And my car was made

On Wednesday, on Wednesday

If your car wasn't made on Wednesday

I'd advise you not to even leave home any