99 Ways To Die

If I see the morning hours

I'll have one more yesterday

Take life from tomorrow

'Cause I've burned out my today

If I get up to the top I know

I'll just go back downhill

I've gotta terminal future

And it's time to write my will

Ah, down another glass of courage

And a shot of Thorazine

We're not ready to see you yet

99 ways to die

We're not ready to see you yet

Got a short between the earphones

Wringing my hands in dismay

A more efficient maniac

With two feet in the grave

Ain't got no last words to say

Yellow streak right up my spine

The gun in my mouth was real

And the taste blew my mind, yeah

In a black tie and straight jacket

Man, I'm gonna try again

We're not ready to see you yet

99 ways to die

We're not ready to see you yet

We're not ready to see you yet

99 ways to die

We're not ready to see you yet

Perhaps demitasse of arsenic

Try on this tie

Never mind the tree

There is only death and danger

In the socket of my eyes

A playground of illusion

No one plays, they only die

There's a prison in my mind

And the bars are gonna break

I'm as mad as a hatter

And strung out just the same

Taunting rigor mortis

I feel it draw me in

We're not ready to see you yet

99 ways to die

We're not ready to see you yet

We're not ready to see you yet

99 ways to die

We're not ready to see you yet

We're not ready

We're not ready

We're not ready

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