Handsome Man

Hello, did you miss me?

I know, I'm hard to resist

Y'all can come and help me

Pick the sweet corn out of this

It's hard to be humble

When you're so fuckin' big

Did you ever meet a sexier

Male chauvinist pig?

I'm gonna milk you 'til I turn it into cheese

Tear your bitten arms and know it

Please, come take a piece of me, ohh

If you drop me

I'll fall to pieces on ya

If you don't see me

I don't exist

It's nice to meet you

Now let me go and wash my hands

'Cause you just met

The world's most handsome man

The world's most handsome man

Y'all know, who I am?

I'm still the boy next door

That's if you're Lord Litchfield and I'm Roger Moore

Have I gone up in the world

Or has the world gone down on me?

I'm the one who put the Brits in celebrity

Give in and love it

What's the point in hating me

You can't argue with popularity

We could, but you'd be wrong, ohh

If you drop me

I'll fall to pieces on ya

If you don't need me

I don't exist

You voted for me

Now let me see a show of hands

Here before you stands

Can you make me laugh and sign this autograph

Though it's not for me?

Clip and grin, shake and frame, name and shame

Then I'm outta here

It's not very complicated

I'm just young and overrated, ooo

Please don't drop me

I'll fall to pieces on ya

If you don't see me

I don't exist

It's nice to meet you

Now let me go and wash my hands

Here before you stands

Please, don't drop me

I'll fall to pieces on ya

If you don't need me

I don't exist

It's nice to meet you

Now let me see a show of hands

'Cause you just met

The world's most handsome man

The world's most handsome man

The world's most handsome man

The world's most handsome man