Crazyland

Let me take your hat friend

Tell me what's the matter

'Round here folks call me, "The Mad Hatter"

That's Sad in the corner

With his heart on his sleeve

Talking to Regret who's never gonna leave

Over there playing pool is Fool and Lost

And tending bar tonight, that's All My Fault

We all just hang out and listen to Blues

Sing his songs, there's nothing else to do in

Crazyland

Since you said, "Goodbye"

It's been crazy, man

Lunatics, liars and also-rans

Waiting on her leaving to come back again

Here in Crazyland

Talking to yourself is the only plan

Giving up on your last give a damn

Here in Crazyland

Pick you out a stool, son

I'll buy the first round

I'll tell you how her leaving

Brought the whole house down

No, not that one, that's Sorrow's

He's over shaking hands with I Told You So

That's Out Of His Mind that just walked in

He's Ol' Insane's new best friend

It's a whole damn room full of Lost's who's whos

And you never know who you're gonna run into in

Crazyland

Since she said, "Goodbye"

It's been crazy, man

Lunatics, liars and also-rans

Waiting on her leaving to come back again

Here in Crazyland

Talking to yourself is the only plan

Giving up on your last give a damn

Here in Crazyland

I didn't catch your name, friend, sorry 'bout that

Sure nice to meet you, baby, please come back