Hey, Western Union Man

Western Union man

Send a telegram to my baby

Send a telegram, send a telegram, woah

Send a telegram to my baby

This is what I want you to say

I want you to tell her that I'm all alone

I tried to call her on the phone

Tell her I'm in misery

And I think she's avoiding me

And if the telegram don't do

Send a box of candy too

Maybe some flowers

Tell her that I missed her for hours and hours

Send a telegram, send a telegram, hey

Send a telegram, man, to my baby

Do you hear what I say?

Western Union man

Send a telegram

Oh, send a telegram to my baby

Western Union man

Send a telegram

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Send a telegram, man, to my baby

This is what I want you to do

Have you got a man you can send

Well, this is what I want him to do

Get him over there right away

And see if he can get my message through

No, not, not maybe tomorrow

You've got to mail it right away

I want the girl to know that I missed her

Yes, something like yesterday

Send a telegram, send a telegram, come on

Send a telegram, man, to my baby

Do you hear now what I say?

Western Union man

Send a telegram

Oh, send a telegram to my baby

Western Union man

Send a telegram

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Do you hear what now I say? Come on

Western Union

Western Union man

Send a telegram

Oh, send a telegram to my baby

Western Union man

Send a telegram

Oh, send a telegram, come on now

Won't you send that telegram right to my baby?

(Western Union man)

(Send a telegram)

Tell her that I'm all alone

(Send a telegram to my baby)

Tell her that I'm waiting by the phone

(Western Union man)

(Send a telegram)

Western Union

(Send a telegram, send a telegram)

Send that telegram right to my baby

(Western Union man)

Western Union man (send a telegram)

(Send a telegram to my baby)

Tell her that I need her

And I'm doing all I can

(Western Union man)

Tell her to come on home (send a telegram)

(Send a telegram, send a telegram)

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(Send a telegram, send a telegram)

Send that telegram to my baby

(Western Union man)

(Send a telegram)

Ooh (send a telegram to my baby)

Western Union man

Oh, send that telegram