Honky-Tonk Superman

Well, down at the factory, I'm never late

I'm a mild mannered man who pulls his weight

I give a hundred percent, I don't ever stop

'Til Friday evening when I punch that clock

Then I disappear until the weekend's through

And you'll never guess who I turn into

I'm a honky-tonk superman

Ready or not, I'm back again

Dancing on the tables

And swinging from the chandeliers

I'm a honky-tonk superman

That's who I really am

A real rebel, dare-devil

Honky-tonkin' superman

Everybody's waiting for my next move

Last night I broke the record for acting a fool

My favorite waitress said I went a little too far

When I came roller skating down the top of the bar

Now, don't blame me for just having fun

The never should have bet me that it couldn't be done

('Cause)

I'm a honky-tonk superman

Ready or not, I'm back again

Dancing on the tables

And swinging from the chandeliers

I'm a honky-tonk superman

That's who I really am

A real rebel, dare-devil

Honky-tonkin' superman

Hey, look up there on the neon sign

It's a bird, it's a plane, Lord, he's lost his mind

Oh, it's just honky-tonk superman

Ready or not, I'm back again

Dancing on the tables

And swinging from the chandeliers

Whoa, yeah, I'm a honky-tonk superman

Yeah, that's who I really am

A real rebel, dare-devil, honky-tonkin' superman

Yeah, sure enough, real tough, honky-tonk superman