I've Been Married (Just as Long as You Have)

Last night you went out again with what you said was your best friend

You say you need some time away from me

The sun was high when you got in

But not as high as you had been

And I wonder how you would act

If I'd done just the way I please

I've been married just as long as you have

And I get tired of the same old things just the same as you have

Well let me tell you this big boy

When you go out for a night of joy

You better start takin' me along

Or you'll be singin' a different song

For I've been married just as long as you have

While I'm workin' hard all day

You run around and spend my pay

You entertain your friends at my expense

But you cry and carry on

When I do something on my own

And you accuse with lack of evidence

I've been married just as long as you have

And I get tired of the same old things just the same as you have

So let me tell you this sweetheart

I figure I'd done my part

So don't get cute and get so smart

I'll tell you this before you start

I've been married just as long as you have

Spoken:

That's pretty good awhile

Honey you're the cat I've spent nine lives with

I know you had, you ain't spent no time at home

You're running around all over town

You're here there and everywhere

Well if I could stand you long enough

I might stay at home a little more

You'd move so fast an umbrella bend your way honey if it was raining

Oh boy now ain't that cute

If your heart was as big as your mouth

You'd give everything we owned away

But I love you you little devil

So don't you ever take off now leave me here to myself

I'll hit you right in the...

I wouldn't I wouldn't trust you with yourself

I'll hit you right in the mouth with my mouth honey and it'll go (kissing sound)

You will? Golly

On a day, you'll look like you'd had the mumps

By the time I'm done with you

Why don't you do it now

I ain't had the...

Here I go...(kissing sounds)

Golly

I'll get you in my next brew, ah ha ha