Miss Otis Regrets

Miss Otis regrets she's unable to lunch today

Madam

Miss Otis regrets she's unable to lunch today

She is sorry to be delayed

But last evening down in lover's Lane she strayed

So madam

Miss Otis regrets she's unable to lunch today

Now when she woke up, and found that her dream of love was gone

Madam

She ran to the man who had led her so far astray

And then from under a velvet gown

She drew a gun and shot her lover down

So madam

Miss Otis regrets she's unable to lunch today

And then the mob came, and they dragged her from the jail

Madam

They strung her up on an old willow across the way

And then the moment before she died

She lifted up her lovely head, and she cried

Madam

Miss Otis regrets she's unable to lunch today

Madam, miss Otis regrets she's unable to lunch today