Catch 22

Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen and welcome to Pink Airlines. We hope your flight is enjoyable and our flight attendants are here to insure your ride is as pleasant as possible. Seat backs and tray tables must be in the upright and locked position during take-off and landing. All carry-on luggage must be stowed in an over-head compartment or under the seat in front of you

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Waiting on the ticket

'Cause you're lookin' for the ride

You're feelin' on top

'Cause you're flyin' through the sky

You wanna have your cake

And you wanna eat it too

Everybody's always pointing fingers at you

You're damned if you do

You're damned if you don't

We're always doing all the things

That we say we won't

Here we go

We're riding on a whim

Connecting with a rendezvous

Here we go

We're jumping off the wings

We're going round in circles

It's a catch-22

Yes, we're flying round in circles

It's a catch-22

Yes, were rocking round in circles

It's the catch-22[Interlude]

If you are seated in an emergency exit aisle and feel as though you are unable or unwilling to assist in case of an emergency, please notify a flight attendant immediately. All electrical equipment, including cell phones, two-way pagers, portable CD players, laptops, etc. Should remain in the off position until the pilot notifies us that we at a safe flying altitude of ten-thousand feet

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Looking from the outside

You're always looking in

You think you fixed the problem

'Till it comes right back again

And life seems like a trap

You're trying to get out

You're searching for you cheese

'Cause you feel like mighty mouse

You're damned if you don't

You're damned if you do

You've seen all the signs

But you haven't got a clue

Here we go

We're riding on a whim

Connecting with a rendezvous

Here we go

We're jumping off the wings

We're going round in circles

It's a catch-22

Yes, we're flying round in circles

It's a catch-22

Yes, were rocking round in circles

It's the catch-22[Bridge]

You are in, you are in

You are in, you are in

You are in for the ride

Of your life

Here we go

We're riding on a whim

Connecting with a rendezvous

Here we go

We're jumping off the wings

We're going round in circles

It's a catch-22

Yes, we're flying round in circles

It's a catch-22

Yes, were rocking round in circles

It's the catch-22

We realize you had many choices and on behalf of all of us at Pink Airlines, we'd like to thank you for flying with us.

We hope you have a wonderful stay wherever your destination may be.

And remember, be careful when retrieving your items as during the flight they may have shifted and might fall on you, or your neighbor's head and knock you the fuck out

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Here we go

We're riding on a whim

Connecting with a rendezvous

Here we go

We're jumping off the wings

We're going round in circles

It's a catch-22

Yes, we're flying round in circles

It's a catch-22

Yes, were rocking round in circles

It's the catch-22