No Money Down - Live

As I was motorvatin', back in town

I saw a Cadillac sign said "No money down"

So I eased on my brakes and I pulled up in the drive

Gunned my motor twice, then I walked inside

The dealer came to me, he said, "Trade in that Ford

And I'll put you in a car that'll eat up the road

Just tell me what you want, and then sign that line

I'll have it brought down to you in a half hour's time"

I'ma get that car, yeah, and I'm gon' head on down the road

Ah, then I won't have to be worried

With that broken down, ragged Ford

Well, mister, I want a yellow convertible with a four-door De Ville

With a Continental spare and the wire chrome wheel

I want power steering, and I want power brakes

And I want a powerful motor with a jet off take

I want air condition, and I want automatic heat

Then I want a rollaway bed comin' out of my back seat

I want a shortwave radio, and I want TV and a phone

So I can talk to my loved ones when I'm out cruisin' alone

I'ma get that car, yeah, and I'm headin' down the road

Yeah, then I won't have to be worried

With that broken down, ragged Ford

And I want railroad air horns, and I want a military spot

Then I want a five-year guarantee on everything I got

I want a ten-dollar deductible and twenty-dollar notes

Thirty thousand liability, that's all she wrote

I'ma get that car, yeah, and I'm headin' down the road

Then I won't have to be worried

With that broken down, ragged Ford

Thank you very much

And now, "Sweet 16"