Make It another old-fashioned, please

Since I went on the wagon, I'm certain drink is a major crime

For when you lay off the liquor, you feel so much slicker

Well that is, most of the time

But there are moments, sooner or later

When it's tough, I got to say, love to say ... Waiter

Make it another old-fashioned, please

Make it another, double, old-fashioned, please

Make it for one who's due to join the disillusion crew

Make it for one of love's new refugees

Once high in my castle, I ran to you

And oh what a castle, built on a heavenly dream

Then quick as a lightning flash, that castle began to crash

So, make it another old-fashioned, please

Leave out the cherry,

Leave out the orange,

Leave out the bitters

Just make it straight, right