Haunted House

I just moved in my new house today

Moving was hard, but I got squared away

Bells started ringing, and chains rattled loud

I knew I'd moved in a haunted house

Still, I made up my mind to stay

And nothing was gonna drive me away

'Til I seen something that gave me the creeps

It had one big eye and two big feet

I stood right still, and I did the freeze

And it did stroll right up to me

Made a noise with his feet that sounded like a drum

Said, "Don't you be here when morning comes"

Say, if I be here when morning comes

I'll be right here and I ain't gonna run

'Cause I bought this house and you know I'm boss

And ain't no haunt gonna run me off

In the kitchen, the stove was blazing hot

The coffee was boiling in the pot

All the grease had melted in a pan

I had a hunk of meat in my hand

He ate the raw meat right from my hand

Then he drank all the grease from the frying pan

Said to me, "Boy, you better run

And don't you be here when morning comes"

I say, if I be here when morning comes

I'll be right here and I ain't gonna run

'Cause I bought this house, now you know I'm boss

Ain't no haunt like you's gonna run me off, no, no