One's A Couple

Thanks but no thanks,

I didn't come here to dance

I'm with somebody,

I'm afraid I'll have to pass

Two years ago he left me,

now his memory's back around

One's a couple, baby, two's a crowd

We came in here to be alone

No T.V., no telephone

Two ol' flames out on the town

One still burns, and one's burned out

One's a couple, baby, two's a crowd

They institutionalize people

for actin' like I do

Drinkin' with somebody

that ain't in the room

Can't you see we're busy,

trying to work our problems out?

One's a couple, baby, two's a crowd

We came in here to be alone

No T.V., no telephone

Two ol' flames out on the town

One still burns, and one's burned out

One's a couple, baby, two's a crowd

We came in here to be alone

No T.V., no telephone

Two ol' flames out on the town

One still burns, and one's burned out

One's a couple, baby, two's a crowd

One's a couple baby, two's a crowd-