A Pimp's Christmas Song

Yo, what it do, it's your boy big Snoop Dogg

And I'm hangin' out with my main man

Mr. Jake, AKA Jake the Flake

Oh yeah, my boy, Archbishop Don Magic Juan in the house

Big 'mar rollin' up them trees, ya dig?

And we gon' talk about this, uh

Yeah, this pimp's Christmas

Yeah this pimp's Christmas

Yeah this pimp's Christmas

Yeah this pimp's Christmas

December 25th, a pimp Christmas

Let me check my gift list, I'm on some pimp shit

Yes indeed I proceed to roll up the trees

Snoopy D-O double G's, oh nigga please

Let me show you how it is what we lookin' for

We tryna get the dough, I'm at the liquor store

I'm tryna crack a hoe, you know I'm gettin' dough

I'm in a Bentley, you know a motherfucker snow

It's all white delight, you know it's extra tight

I'm tryna crack a bitch, 'til I get my money right

You know I'm extra tight, I'm takin' hella flight

And catch a bad bitch, I'm just like Dolomite, ha ha

Yeah, it's pimp's Christmas, that's what it is nigga

So uh Mr Jake, AKA Jake the Flake

Can you spit about this pimp Christmas mane?

'Cause we in drought season right now

Sort of a recession, you know

So it's kinda hard on a pimp mane

Real hard, you know

So, tell 'em what you doin' this Christmas mane

'Cause I seen you pimpin' in that

You know what I'm sayin', that Benz mane

That silver Benz mane, that silver bullet, I see you mane

Real talk, so uh, I'm gonna step back so you can step up

Mr Jake, AKA Jake the Flake, hit 'em nigga

It's hard out here for a pimp

When you're tryna get the money for the rent

And baby mama's always talkin' shit

And the kids still gotta get they gift

That mean I gotta play the role like St. Nick (mmhm)

And my hoes still got more money to get

I send my best bitch to vegas, bet she here to lick

Gettin' money way before December 25th

Sippin' eggnog, to me it taste like milk

Ya bitch touch my mink and said it felt like silk

I'm way too cool to be slidin' down the chimney

This a pimp's Christmas so you niggas gotta feel me

Ho-ho-ho I wrapped your gift in a pretty dough

You be gettin' money but with me you gon' get plenty mo'

Jake is full of everything you want your man to be

Worth way too much to be sittin' under a Christmas tree, ya dig

Yeah mane, real pimp talk, from Memphis to Texas

All the way up to my main manes

Up there in Flint, Michigan, mane

You know what I'm talkin' about

That was some real pimp shit right there mane

But what I wanna do right now

I wanna bring the Archbishop Don Magic Juan

Straight outta Chicago, up in here

So he can talk some real Christmas pimp shit, nigga

Well to let you playas know

It's the time for it to be jolly

A lot of you playas say you can't be jolly

'Cause you don't have your proper siding (siding)

What you got to do playa

You gotta step up your game (Preach)

Pick up your belt

Let a person know that you want your money

Hey listen playa, you said you down

Then you gotta do is get her on the track, bump a chick

Get her trapped, get your Cadillac

Go to pimp store, get ya Gator

Annihilator, now playa

This what we do at Christmas time

We have fun, we have joy, we show love

We ride around in cars (yeah, yeah, yeah)

You might not have a Rolls-Royce (wooh wooh)

You might not have a Cadillac

Whatever you have playa, be thankful (yeah)

It's time to be happy, it's the time to be cheerful (speak on it church)

Chick ain't gon' pay you man if you lookin' like you sloper

You ain't got no game, it's the holiday season

Chick know she gon' need a coat, you gon' need a coat

Hey man if you in one of them Eastern or Midwestern towns (yeah)

Be sure you gotta step up your game

'Cause see it's gon' snow on yo' game

And if you ain't got one of them mink coats

That drag on the floor, then you gon' freeze

Yeah, see, see, that was the Archbishop Don Magic Juan mane

You can't pay for that kinda game, mane

You understand what I'm sayin'

So I hope you got your Landy, you know what I'm sayin'

Your eggnog, your-your-your mistletoe

Your green sticky-icky-icky Christmas trees

And uh, just lay back and roll out

To this motherfuckin' music right here mane

It's Christmas time you dig? yeah

Merry Christmas y'all, yeah ha ha

Yeah uh

Merry Christmas y'all, y'all, y'all

From the Snoop Dogg (Dogg, Dogg)

Merry Christmas y'all, y'all, y'all

From the Snoop Dogg (Dogg, Dogg, Dogg)

Ho-ho hoes