Bartender Song (Sittin' At A Bar)

Bartender, I really did it this time

Broke my parole to have a good time

When I got home it was 6 AM

The door was locked, so I kicked it in

She was tripping on the bills

I think she was high on some pills

She threw my things out into the yard

Then she called me a bum and slapped me real hard

And in my drunken stupor I did what I shoulda never done

Now I'm sitting here talking to you, drunk and on the run

I'm sitting at a bar on the inside

Waiting for my ride on the outside

She stole my heart in the trailer park

So I jacked the keys to her father's car

And crashed that Chevrolet

And then stepped away

You know Moe, I'll probably get ten years

So just give me beers till they get here

Yeah, I know the sun is coming up

And y'all are probably getting ready for closing up

But I'm trying to drown my soul

I'm tired of this life on a dirt road

And everything that I love is gone

And I'm tired of hanging on

She got me sitting at a bar on the inside

Waiting for my ride on the outside

She stole my heart in the trailer park

So I jacked the keys to her father's car

And crashed that Chevrolet

And stepped away

And now I'm going back again

Back to the pen to see my friends

And when we all pile out that county van

They're gonna ask me where I been

I've been at a bar on the inside

Waiting for my ride on the outside

She stole my heart in the trailer park

So I jacked the keys to her father's car

And crashed that Chevrolet

And stepped away

Na, na, na, na-na-na-na

Na, na, na, na-na-na-na, na

Na, na, na, na-na-na-na

Na, na, na, na-na-na-na, na

Na, na, na, na-na-na-na

Na, na, na, na-na-na-na, na

Na, na, na, na-na-na-na

Na, na, na, na-na-na-na, na

And I'm sitting at a bar on the inside

And I'm waiting on my ride on the outside

You know I crashed your daddy's car

And then I stepped away

Yeah, yeah, I stepped away

You know I rolled that Chevrolet, but I walked away

Yeah, I still walked away