You're So Static - Remastered 1995

I've a constant ache in the morning light

It's on account of night before

Some Park Lane lady in a shady bar

Took a fancy to the watch I wore

Oh, but I can still remember how she laughed at me

As I spun around and hit the bed

She said, "Thank you honey, forget about the money

This pretty watch will do instead"

City livin' woman, you're so static

Matchin' your men with a hook and eye

If you're gonna spend the summer in New York City

Oh them women, oh-oh-oh, they're gonna slice your pie

Said, "You're so static, baby I've had it"

Rolling in a yellow cab

Downtown hustlers trying to pull some muscle

Oh if they catch you, oh-oh-oh, it could've turned out bad

It's show me what you want, I'll show you what I've got

I can show you a real good time

She's a friend indeed of a friend in need

But you'll be sorry when she leaves you crying

But I can still remember how she laughed at me

As I spun around and hit the bed

She said, "Thank you honey, forget about the money

This pretty watch will do instead"

City livin' woman, you're so static

Matchin' your men with a hook and eye

If you're gonna spend the summer in New York City

Oh them women, oh-oh-oh, they're gonna slice your pie

Said, "You're so static, baby I've had it"

Rolling in a yellow cab

Downtown hustlers trying to pull some muscle

Oh if they catch you, oh-oh-oh, it could've turned out bad

City living woman, you're so static

Matching your man with a hook and eye

If you're gonna spend all summer in New York City

Oh them women, oh-oh-oh, they're gonna slice your pie (pie)

Said, "You're so static, baby I've had it"

Rolling in a yellow cab

Downtown hustlers trying to pull some muscle

Oh if they catch you, oh-oh-oh, it could've turned out bad