Don't Believe in Christmas

Well mom and dad said we could

So I did what I should

I hung my stocking on a wall

I didn't get a thing at all

I don't believe in Christmas

I don't believe in Christmas

I don't believe in Christmas

'Cause I didn't get nothin' last year

Well stayin' up late all night

To see Santa Claus fly

Well sure enough don't ya know

The fat boy didn't show

I don't believe in Christmas

I don't believe in Christmas

I don't believe in Christmas

'Cause I didn't get nothin' last year

Well I tried to get a little kiss

From a pretty little miss

She slapped me down and said "You jerk,

Mistletoe doesn't work"

I don't believe in Christmas

I don't believe in Christmas

I don't believe in Christmas

'Cause I didn't get nothin' last year

Oh right!

Well wakin' up the reindeer

Makin' little kids cheer

The reason that his nose shine

Santa gave him moonshine

I don't believe in Christmas

I don't believe in Christmas

I don't believe in Christmas

'Cause I didn't get nothin' last year

Ah decorate the street light

People lookin' to get right

One hand will slap ya back

The other one will take ya back

I don't believe in Christmas

I don't believe in Christmas

I don't believe in Christmas

'Cause I didn't get nothin' last year

I don't believe in Christmas

I don't believe in Christmas

I don't believe in Christmas

I don't believe in Christmas

I don't believe in Christmas

'Cause I didn't get nothin' but fear