Hoes In My Room

Fresh off the streets just finished a show in Long Beach

Ready to relax, kick up my feet

Maybe smoke a blunt or two, that's what I wanna do

Broke out and call up the homeboy Snoop

"What's happenin' nephew?" "Ah nothin', just called

Lookin' for some women who can fondle my balls"

"Well you hit the right dog, I can help you with that

Give me 15 minutes and I'll hit you right back"

Off to the hotel, I was ready indeed

Slapped the button in the 'Lac to control the speed

Put one up in the air, the cops just stare

Wave my hands out the roof like I just don't care

Got to the telly and I slid through the door

Onto the elevator, hit the penthouse floor

And what would happen next, only time can tell

'Cause I got up to my room and I was mad as hell

Like "Ahhhh, damn!"

Who let these hoes in my room?

Who let these hoes in my room?

Who let these hoes in my room?

Who let these hoes in my room?

Now it was 5 bad hoes and they looked like trash

But one was a midget so we'll just say 4 and a half

I was stuck speechless, couldn't believe my eyes

What'd I do to deserve this unpleasant surprise?

And I was thinkin' to myself this is just my luck

Then my nigga bust in like "What the fuck?!"

"Who in the hell let them booger bears out they cell?

And what they doin' in your room? Nigga make 'em bail

I got some fine bitches, dime bitches on they way

And told security let 'em in with no delay

So when they get here they'll probably be like half naked

Don't mean to trip out but bitch y'all got to dip out

Catch the elevator up one floor

Presidential with the slidin' key for the door

Oh no, what the fuck goin' on?

Shit, all around the world Luda, man it's the same song

Bitches was so ugly I told them to go home"

Who let these hoes in my room?

Who let these hoes in my room?

Who let these hoes in my room?

Who let these hoes in my room?

Now these chicks wouldn't leave, they was ready to clown

One was 5'6" and weighed 300 pounds

No she didn't come through with a thong on

She did it for the hell of it, big fat wellophant

You can't separate me, I'ma separate you

Bitch your pussy smell like Pepé Le Pew

You're filthy, nasty, sick in the head

Sittin' in my dressin' room with dick on your bread

She said "I want you to climb in these underwear silly"

But I was turned off by her Tupperware titties

Fake bitches, break bitches, make bitches

Kick rocks, when they fucked up in they face

Tick-tock, you gots to get up out my space

Hey Ludacris let's get the fuck up out this place, let's bounce

Then it got to my head and something reminded me

I know who let 'em in, it was Bill O'Reilly

Faggot, white bread, chicken shit nigga

Who let these hoes in my room?

Who let these hoes in my room?

Who let these hoes in my room?

Who let these hoes in my room?