Robin Lench

Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, I'm Robin Lench

And welcome to the "Lifestyles of the Poor and Unfortunate" (man, fuck you)

Where you and your broad can win eight days and nine dangerous nights

At The Come On In Motel overviewing the Watts Tower

And for your transportation pleasures, you get to ride on what?

The "R.T.D.", the "Rough, Tough and Dangerous"

Where we provide you and your bitch round trip transfer

Straight down range (ayo, nigga, get outta the car, nigga)

Where you get to meet, who? O.G. MudBone (man, who the fuck you talkin' 'bout?)

Hello, O.G. MudBone, say hi (nigga, fuck you, motherfucker, get outta here)

(Win these nuts, punk)

And for your gambling cravings

You can lose that trick-bitch that's with ya, almost, well (I'll give you twenty dollars for your bitch)

Basically anywhere

And for your nightlife entertainment, you get to visit our very own strawberry showgirls

Located where? On Figueroa (yeah)

(Ay, ay, bitch, ay, how much for head? Oh)

Until next time

Forty ounce dreams and watermelon wishes

I'm Robin Lench, peace

Five thousand G