Cave B!%ch - Remastered

(Give me a black goddess, sister, I can't resist her)

(No stringy haired, blonde hair, blue eyed)

(Pale skinned, buttermilk complexion)

(Grafted, recessive, depressive)

(Ironing board backside, straight up, straight down)

(No frills, no thrills, Miss six o'clock)

(Subject to have the itch)

(Mutanoid, caucazoid, white cave bitch!)

Ease back, white bitch, I don't play that

Just because I got on my L.A hat

Stalkin', walkin' in my big black boots

Is my jingle, now you want Mandingo

Big, black and handsome

I should hold your devil ass for ransom

Sorta like Patty Herst but I'll burst first, bitch

And you know what's worse

I'm coming from the land where the choppers roam

So -uck you bitch and your Coppertone

Stringy hair, no derriere, frontin' and -uckin' with your silicone pair

Do I wanna -uck? Not hardly

That's kinda like Barbie -uckin' Bob Marley

It ain't gonna happen, I keep rappin' motha -uck Teniell

But see I'm the captain of this ship and I'm true to the game

Ya, all look the same

Standin' by my backstage door hopin' that'll switch

Spread out you little cave bitch

(You're goddamn right, oh yeah baby)

(You're goddamn right, oh yeah baby)

Why everytime we get famous

You wanna play us like Andy and Amos?

The devil sent you to try and tame us

But you can't tame me with no bitch named "Amy"

Lookin' for the dark meat

But ho, I ain't tryin' to go out like Barkely

'Cause everytime I turn on the TV

I see several brother's with she devils

Smilin' 'cause you out on a date

But sooner or later, the bitch'll yell, "RAPE"

Soon as daddy found out you a jigaboo

He'll kill like he did Emmitt 'Til

Yah, he tried to kick bass

But the bitch probably threw it in his face

Sargent Bale ain't nothin' but a trick

Nasty as hell, stanky little cave bitch

(You're goddamn right, oh yeah baby)

(You're goddamn right)

(You're goddamn right, oh yeah baby)

White bitches have no butt and no chest

White bitches have no butt and no chest

White bitches have no butt and no chest

White bitches have no butt and no chest

Now don't think that I hate you

'Cause I won't date you

Bitch I gotta stay true

You could be a fan but don't expand

And try to get my -ick in your hand

You better run to the minute man

Pale as snow, so act like ya know

'Cause if I slap it, flip it, and rub it like that

Yeah, it gotta be black

Plus yo ass too flat

I need a butt big enough that can clap

Rat-a-tat-tat, you can't get mine ho

I'd rather -uck an albino

At least I know, she's comin' from the Nubian

And not the Ku Klux Klan that you be in

And I don't give a -uck if your family is rich

You're still a little cave bitch

(You're goddamn right, oh yeah baby)

(You're goddamn right)

(You're goddamn right, oh yeah baby)

(You're goddamn right, oh yeah baby)

(You're goddamn right)

(You're goddamn right, oh yeah baby)