Girl on LSD - Alternate Version

I was in love with a girl on marijuana

She said, "If I'm not stoned, I don't wanna"

But she got so paranoid

Her place, I would avoid

I was in love with a girl on marijuana

I was in love with a girl on cocaine

She had everything going but a brain

We'd talk endlessly for hours

But by morning, it'd go sour

I was in love with a girl on cocaine

Through ecstasy, crystal meth, and glue

I found no drug that compares to you

All these pills, all this weed

I don't know just what I need

I was in love with a girl on LSD

She'd see things I'd never see

She broadened her perspective

Then I got more selective

I was in love with a girl on LSD

Through ecstasy, crystal meth, and glue

I found no drug that compares to you

All these pills, all this weed

I don't know just what I need

I was in love with a girl who drank beer

'Til bad breath and all, she disappeared

She was blowing up real bad

But when she left, I was still sad

I was in love with a girl who drank beer

I was in love with a girl on China white

We were married for a year, one night

Her memory still lingers

'Cause I burned all my fingers

I was in love with a girl on China white

I was in love with a girl who drank coffee

There were times when I couldn't keep her off me

That caffeine got her going

But her ugly side was showing

I was in love with a girl who drank coffee

I was in love with a girl who was a dealer

I was afraid somebody would come and steal her

We never used to fight

But the phone rang day and night

I was in love with a girl who was a dealer

Sure as hell

She got popped by the big guys

(I like that song)