Middle Age Crazy

Well today he traded his big '98 Oldsmobile

He got a heck of a deal on a new Porsche car

He ain't wearing his usual gray business suit

He's got jeans and high boots with an embroidered star

And today he's forty years old, going on twenty

Don't look for the gray in his hair 'cause he ain't got any

He's got a young thing beside him that just melts in his hand

He's gone middle aged crazy, trying to prove he still can

He's gotta a woman he's loved for a long, long time at home

Ah, but the thrill is all gone when they cut down the lights

They've got a business that they spent a while coming by

Been a long uphill climb but now the profits are high

And the day today he's forty years old, going on twenty

And he hears of sordid affairs and he ain't had any

And the young thing beside him, he thinks she understands

That he's middle aged crazy, trying to prove he still can

Oh he still can