Sick, Sober & Sorry

Sick, sober and sorry

Broke, disgusted and sad

Sick, sober and sorry

But look at the fun that we had

Well we met with some gals in a tavern

And oh, what a beautiful dream

Well, we had three or four

Then we had several more

And that's when we went off our beams

Sick, sober and sorry

Broke, disgusted and sad

Sick, sober and sorry

But look at the fun that we had

The jukebox so loudly was playing

Each couple was having a ball

But all of them gals

To their sweethearts and pals

I'll bet me and Merle's the sickest of all

Sick, sober and sorry

Broke, disgusted and sad

Sick, sober and sorry

But look at the fun that we had

Outside we were hailing a taxi

We got one this time without fail

It sported a star

We didn't go far

It was only three blocks to the jail

Sick, sober and sorry

Broke, disgusted and sad

Sick, sober and sorry

But look at the fun that we had