Me And My Shadow

Johnny and Robbie

Youth, Why are you talking like that, we're from Stoke!

I dunno but I can't stop here pally

Like the wallpaper sticks to the wall

Like the seashore clings to the sea

Like you'll never get rid of your shadow

You'll never get rid of me

Let all the others fight and fuss

Whatever happens, we've got us

(Me and my) Closer than pages that stick in a book

(Shadow) We're closer than ripples that flow in a brook

(Strolling down the avenue) Wherever you find him, you'll find me, just look

Closer than a miser or the bloodhounds to Liza

(Me and my shadow) Closer than smog gets to all of L.A

Closer than Ricky to confessing he's gay

Not a soul can bust this team in two

We stick together like glue

And when it's sleeping time

That's when we rise

We start to swing

(Ooh, you think you're so jazz you)

Our clocks don't chime

What a surprise

They ring-a-ding-ding!

Happy New Year!

(Me and my shadow) And now to repeat what I said at the start

They'll need a large crowbar to break us apart

We're alone but far from blue

Before we get finished, we'll make the town roar

We'll hit a few late spots, and then a few more

We'll start up at Stringy's and maybe Groucho

Life is gonna be wow-wow-whee!

For my shadow and me

Youth, that was ace!

Can we do that again?

No, I'm too tired

Oh, please Rob?

No, I'm swung out

Oh, come on, I'll give you some money

I don't need money

What 'bout a cup of tea?

I'm not thirsty

I won't tell anybody you're gay!

Before we get finished, we'll make the town roar

We'll hit all the late spots, and then a few more

We'll start out at Stringy's and maybe Groucho

Life is gonna be wow-wow-whee!

For my shadow and me, yeah