Miss Subway Of 1952

To my idol thee divine, let's hope this never happens to us

She may look a little worn out

She may have a couple of gray hairs

A little ragged, a little haggard

A few wrinkles here and there

But you should've seen her 21 years ago

She would've captivated you

Why, she was Miss Subway of 1952

She had a stunning figure and her hips weren't any bigger than her bust line

She's gotten just a little saggy and her skin's a trifle baggy

But there was a time when everything was perfectly placed

She had a beautiful face

She may look a little made up

Especially around the eyes

A little groupie, a little droopy

But once they were quite a prize

Yes, you should've seen her 21 years ago

They were a devastating view

Why, she was Miss Subway of 1952

She had a million men around her

Giving gifts that would astound her

Why, she couldn't even walk down the street

Yeah, she had lovers by the dozens

And she even had some cousins

Who just couldn't stop throwing themselves at her feet

She was so dainty and sweet

She may look a little worn out

She may have a couple of gray hairs

A little ragged, a little haggard

A few wrinkles here and there

But you should've seen her 21 years ago

She would've captivated you

Why, she was Miss Subway of 1952

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Wah-wah-wah, wah-wah-wah, yeah, hoo