Last Will and Testament

Well, I met this old woman

She was hard as nails

I think that she just come out of the County jail

But I loaned her some money

Just to pay her rent

If I would, she would put me

In her last will and testament

Well, I got lots of children

An ex-wife or two

I never hear from them

'Til the bills are due

The money I gave her

They already spent

If I could just help 'em out

They would put me in their last will and testament

You know I'm going over 60

I'm older than most

It won't be long now

I'll be nothing but a ghost

My intentions

It's my intent

To live on a little deeper

Having my last will and testament

And when it's all over

They put you in the ground

Send my belongings

To the lost and founds

My intentions

It's my intent

To leave all the little people

Out of my last will and testament