She's Madonna

Oh, Madonna, Madonna

Oh, Madonna, Madonna

Oh, Madonna, Madonna

I don't miss you

Just who you used to be

And you don't ring true

So please stop calling me

Your I love you's are ten a penny

You're dropping clues like you've got any

You've got to choose, there's been so many

I love you, baby

But face it, she's Madonna

No man on earth

Could say that he don't want her

This look of love

Says I'm leaving

You're frozen now

I've done the freezing

I'm walking out

Madonna's calling me

She's got to be

Obscene to be believed

That's her routine

Not what she means to me

I found myself by circumstance

Across a room where people dance

And quite by chance

She danced right next me

I love you, baby

But face it, she's Madonna

No man on earth would say

That he don't want her

It's me not you

I've got to move on

You're younger too

But she's got her groove on

I'm sorry, love

Madonna's calling me

Oh, Madonna, Madonna

Oh, Madonna, Madonna

Oh, Madonna, Madonna

I want to tell you a secret

We're having drinks

With Kate and Stella

Gwyneth's here

She's brought her fella

But all I wanna do

Is take Madonna home

I love you, baby

But face it, she's Madonna

No man on earth would say

That he don't want her

It's me not you

I've got to move on

You're younger too

But she's got her groove on

I'm sorry, love

Madonna's calling me