Paradise Knife And Gun Club

Joe Bob was rough as a cob

And prone to blow his stack

Kenny Dean was in a suicide scene

Sneaking behind

Joe's back

Sneaking around with

Joe's girl,

JuneShe liked the boys in the band

And when they all got together on

Saturday night

It was easy to understand, why

They called it

Saturday night at

The Paradise

Knife and

Gun ClubAnd there's drinking and dancing

To the music of

Bobby Lee and the

Blackjacks

It was Saturday night at

The Paradise

Knife and

Gun ClubIf you was looking for some trouble

You could find it,

I guarantee

Now the owner of the place was a man named

JackAnd he wouldn't take talking back

He was married to a woman named

MayShe took up the slack

He knocked you out and she'd drag you out

And leave you in the parking lot

And when you wake up in the morning with a busted head

You're just happy that was all you got

On Saturday night at

The Paradise

Knife and

Gun ClubAnd there's drinking and dancing

To the music of

Bobby Lee and the

Blackjacks

It was Saturday night at

The Paradise

Knife and

Gun ClubIf you was looking for some trouble

You could find it,

I guarantee

Well, the night

Joe Bob found out

That Kenny

Dean was sneaking around with

JuneHe caught

Bobby Lee and the band

In the middle of an old

Hank Williams tune

Bobby Lee cried out your cheatin' heart

And that was just the spark it took

And when the fighting got started

Everybody took part and that whole damn building shook

Until the sheriff came out and he stopped the bout

Hauled everybody to jail

When the judge saw the blood and the chewed up ears

He turned a whiter shade of pale

He said, good

God ya'llWhat's happened here, somebody start a

World War

IIIWell, Kenny

Dean just grinned the best he could

Said, your

Honor, it seems to me

Like it was just another

Saturday night

At the Paradise

Knife and

Gun ClubAnd there's drinking and dancing

To the music of

Bobby Lee and the

Blackjacks

It was Saturday night at

The Paradise

Knife and

Gun ClubIf you was looking for some trouble

You could find it,

I guarantee

Yeah, on Saturday night at

The Paradise

Knife and

Gun ClubAnd there's drinking and dancing

To the music of

Bobby Lee and the

Blackjacks

It was Saturday night at

The Paradise

Knife and

Gun ClubIf you was looking for some trouble

You could find it,

I guarantee

Lord, if you was looking for some trouble

You could find it,

I guarantee