Horses and Divorces

You know that I've said some things about you

And I've done my fair share of shit talkin' too

Both sides of the fences

Have gotten defensive

There's always two sides of the truth

Hell just froze over

'Cause we're both at the bottom

Of the bottle and we're findin'

We've got a few things in common

Like horses and divorces and we both like to drink

Maybe we're more alike than we think

I'd ride in on my high horse but you'd still be higher

And a few years ago you'd have set me on fire

There were chips on our shoulders

But now that we're older

It's all whiskey under the bridge

Hell just froze over

'Cause we're both at the bottom

Of the bottle and we're findin'

We've got a few things in common

Like horses and divorces and we both like to drink

Maybe we're more alike than we think

I can't believe we don't share any exes

'Cause we both love cowboys

And we're both from Texas

And we both love Willie

But,I mean -really

What asshole doesn't like Willie?

Hell just froze over

'Cause we're both at the bottom

Of the bottle and we're findin'

We've got a few things in common

Like horses and divorces and we both like to drink

(and smoke! and cuss! and drink!)

Maybe we're more alike than we think