Underwater

Yo

Aiyyo I'm lost underwater

I see a pink dog with a crystal handle, so I keep swimmin

Amazed that I'm not drownin

Butterflies took control when I arrived, I opened the door

No I knocked first, I'm not on my turf

I seen a ray of lights that resemble live fireworks

Some mermaids with Halle Berry haircuts flashin they tail

Like follow me now, don't be afraid

I'ma show you where all the djinns and spirits pray

If you scared to face this life you shouldn't stay

So I kept on swimmin, grabbed on to her fin to help me out

As we got close I seen the boat all shot up with his anchor out

Then she asked me politely what I'm thinkin about

I said nuttin - she said nuttin leaves nuttin

If you fill me up bet this'll bring that out

I seen rubies, diamonds, smothered under octopus

Jellyfish sharks soar, aquaproof pocketbook

Pearls on the mermaid girls

Gucci belts that they rock for no reason from a different world

Up ahead lies Noah's Ark, but that's waves away

And way to the right, that's one of our bangin spas

She quoted I took notice, Spongebob in the Bentley Coupe

Bangin the Isleys, he slow backed up

Then he passed me swoop, seen his chick eyein me hard

He got vexed and smacked his boo

Took off, continued my travels

Seen a rock from the Titanic

Lookin fat and nah it wasn't damaged

Then I seen somethin real big, sky blue and gold

With whitewalls, behind a large city

That was lost before Christ walked the walk

Upon the waters that's so bright

Everytime we got close the mermaid held on tight

All I heard was "Allahu Akbar, Allahu Akbar"

"Bismillah ar-Rahman, ar-Raheem, Allah screamed"

That we heard from afar, everyone selat

And the world's banginest minds got crowded in

With life that I can't explain

They said sir yes I'm glad you came, greeted me with Qu'rans and Torahs

Prayed after that we said amen