Nobody's Business But My Own

This next song is a funny little song

About snow in the desert

Champagne don't drive me crazy

Cocaine don't make me lazy

Ain't nobody's business but my own

Candy is dandy and liquor is quicker

You can drink all the liquor down in Costa Rica

Ain't nobody's business but my own

You can ride a great big pink Cadillac to church on Sunday

You can hang around the house with your old lady on Monday

Ain't nobody's business but your own

Man, I don't care what in the world that you do

As long as you do what you say you going to

Ain't nobody's business but your own

Now, I know some of you cuties

You real fine cuties, you go stepping downtown

Just to hang around

Standing on the corner

So the fellows will stare and say

"Oh, ain't she sweet?"

Champagne don't drive me crazy

Cocaine don't make me lazy

Ain't nobody's business but my own

Candy is dandy and liquor is quicker

You can drink all the liquor down in Costa Rica

Ain't nobody's business but my own

You can walk downtown in your birthday suit

I can see you coming out of the Bank Of America

With a whole lotta loot

Ain't nobody's business but your own

Now, you know that cocaine's for horses, now it ain't for men

The doctors said it'll kill me but they didn't say when

Ain't nobody's business but your own

Now, you know sometime I put on my straw hat

And my striped pants, my spats baby

You know and I go trucking downtown

Standing on the corner so the fellas can stare and say:

"Hey man, ain't you the brother in the '57 mercury

With the turnpike skirts and the chrome reverse wheels

The white wall tires and lights under the skirts

Was painted lime green with reversible license plates

With windows that you can see out, can't nobody see in

With four on the floor, 745 horsepower and a big stereo

Listening to Wolfman Jack say, "Ain't this X C I B, baby?""

Champagne don't drive me crazy

Cocaine don't make me lazy

Ain't nobody's business but my own

Candy is dandy and liquor is quicker

You can drink all the liquor down in Costa Rica

Ain't nobody's business but your own, but my own

Come on now, let's try it

Here we go, one, two, three

Now, champagne don't drive me crazy

Cocaine don't make me lazy

Ain't nobody's business but my own

Sing it out

Candy is dandy and liquor is quicker

You can drink all the liquor down at Costa Rica

Ain't nobody's business but my own

Once again

Champagne don't drive me crazy

Cocaine don't make me lazy

Ain't nobody's business but my own

Candy is dandy and liquor is quicker

You can drink all the liquor down in Costa Rica

Ain't nobody's business but my own

Thank you