G.P.N.

Alota:

This is G.P.N. the Ghetto Psychic Network, I'm your host alota shit

Lady:

Who?

Alota:

Alota shit, Ho!

Now our Py*************c's have traveled tha world demonstrating there amazing py*************c powers.

Tonight were in tha world famous Brick City,

knocking on mother****ing doors showing what our experts have done for peoples lives.

Aight ya'll right now were in ?Brandon Court?

and ummm were creeping up on one of our satisfied viewers,

lets see what she's got to say

（knocks on door）

（door squeaks open）

Alota:Girl it's the Ghetto Py*************c Network!

Girl: （Screams）Alota shit!

Alota:Hey girl, tell us what your personal py*************c has revealed to ya!

Girl:Well girl let me tell you what my G.P.N py*************c had done

for me he told me that I was gon' be trippin on TWO shits

and suckin TWO shits at the same time and here they are Pop

and Trev say hi shits.

Pop and Trev:

Oh shit what up

Yeah what up

（laughs）

Alota: See, whew, look what the Psychic Network has done for this shit live.

Now lets go knock on the door of our next satisfied customer.

（Knocks on door）

Alota shit from the Ghetto Psychic Network, open tha door.

Man:

Alota shit that shit from....

Alota:

That's right it's me now open tha door were here to get your testimonial.

（Door opens）

Man:

Hey is this shit on Tv?

Alota:

Tell us how the Ghetto Py*************c Network has worked for you?

Man:

Well my Pysic Network told me I was going to

have some time off from my job （croud: oohhhh）

but then I seen my girlfriend in McDonald's with this other shit

so I had to smoke both of they asses,

so you see I am going to have time off,

Alota:

Now need I say more, our Ghetto hotline is open for all calls,

call 1-800-haul ass I said 1-800-haul ass,

call now and get the first 15 minutes for free shits!

Redman:

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who smoke a lot of shit and will smack the shit out of you incorporated.