Love For Sale

Hit me, yeah

Well, I got up this morning, I rolled out of bed

I felt like this dog who's been kicked in the head (ouch)

Checked out my mail there was letter that read, it said

Love for sale, love for sale

I picked up the phone, everyone I could

I put my fingers to the walking through the telephone book

You can't catch a fish if you ain't got the hook

I said Love for sale, love for sale

Well, send up the signal and throw me a line

Somebody explain "This funny Valentine"

It might not be legal but it sure ain't a crime

Well, I'm one step from crazy and two steps behind

I called Lt. Colombo from my TV set

I've tried the dating game I haven't found her yet

I'm hoping that shes looking like a penthouse pet

Love for sale, yeah, love for sale

One more time

Well, we've been living together three years

Two hours, twenty minutes, maybe four hundreds beers

She seems, you cant shop for love

When you're shopping at Sears

Love for sale, hey, love for sale

I guess I've learned my lesson it was easy to see

My old lady she played this joke on me

I never looked where I forgot it to be there was

Love for sale, L-l-love for sale, hey

Love for sale (Hey Jon) love for sale (you got some love for sale?)

"Uh uh," love for sale..." my ol'lady locked it up"

(Your ol' lady really did that to you?) love for sale, hey

(Lets play some blues right now)

I got the blues... you should see my momma

You wanna talk about the blues?

(Love for sale, hey) and her big brothers (love for sale, hey)

They locked my ass up one night (love for sale, I got, love for sale, hey)

You hear about a shotgun wedding? Ha,ha,ha!

Is that what that was?

(That was a shotgun wedding right here)

Somebody get me a drink

(Oh get back now)

Aw, Rich? (what bro?) I gotta go (how come, man?)

I gotta go home (You gotta go home to your woman?)

Aw I gotta go home man, just let, lets just

Lets just say the records done, ok?

Oo, love for sale